Wednesday, 7:59 AM
Peter
Hey Ned I need you to cover for me today
stomach
???
Who is this
How did you get my number
Peter
Ned chill
I'm serious
And yes we can finish the ~thing~ after school
???
Wth I'm not Ned
Peter
Can't talk rn
???
?
Five minutes later...
Peter
Okay back
So star wars tonight right?
???
ugh why would anyone like those movies
Peter
Okay so not Ned
Who are you then
Also ExCuSe YoU
???
They're not scientific
Also ur probably a spy trying to get intel so no
Peter
Why would I be a spy
???
Because you want intel
Peter
Why would I want that
???
Because you're a spy
Peter
CiRcUlAr ArGuMeNt AlErT
???
Whatever
Who are you then if you aren't a spy
Peter
Why would I tell you
???
Why wouldn't you
Peter
Because you might be a spy
???
Kid I'm not
I don't care abt a life of a random child
Peter
Excuse you
Also you might
???
Why in the world would I
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Wrong Number, Kid: An Irondad and Spiderson Story
FanfictionThe classic Peter Parker accidentally texts Mr. Stark instead of Ned story, but with a twist... neither of them know who the other is. When all of the Avengers get roped in, somehow growing to care for the kid, it gets harder to keep a secret a sec...
