Horrid seems like he'd be the super protective one, never let Joyous out into battle when fighting the Days or something. Then you just see this;
Joyous: *shooting ducks*
Horrid: Joy tf you doin'
Joyous: its duck season
Joyous probably played duck season and shitted himself.
2. Martin x Smith
Stinky childhood friends cuz Smith fucking died What a fucking loser
I'd imagine like, when they were kids Martin really liked Smith, but yu'know how like, back then being gay was like, a mental illness? Yeah so that probably fucked life up.
Just insert 10 year old Martin having a panic attack in his closet every night.
3. DrMach x Orenen
Orenen is definitely the oblivious one.
Adam: *being lowkey a blushy mess*
Orenen: Do you have a fever?!
Adam: -._-. Girl i-
I have a problem with girl i- I think
4. Emmett x Aka
Both kinda give me vibes that like, they're both trying to be the protective one but at the same time major fuckin' wussys. Haha, wussys.
5. Goldity x Chuck
Gold probably spoils Chuck sometimes while Chuck wants his stinky wife back, being an oblivious hoe @ Goldie He has no fuc k i n idea
Goldity: h-hey Chuck- so I got you these flowers cuz they're pre- I mean, uh, they, just uh, remind me of yOU YEAH
