Ch 7 :FUCK YOU MATHS

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Time skip to next day
Cuz i am lazy.

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Y/n Pov
Today in the class the teacher was taking a surprise test.
Seriously a surprise test.
Surprise test should be illegal.
Whoever invented this surprise test was surely a ugly person.
"tsk", i said.

When teacher gave us the paper.

My mind went blank.

The fuck it is written here.

Is this urdu or what.
Because it was a Maths test.

I hate maths please someone fucking kill me now.
No, on a second thought don't kill me.

Name=L/n y/n
Surprise Maths test
Instructions
* Do every questions.
*No cheating.
*No using of calculator. why,
duh its 2020.

1.If Bob have 100000 candies and he ate 690 candies. What is left?
Ans. Diabetes.Bob now has diabetes.

2.To change centimetres to metres you______________?
Ans. Take centi out of centimetres.

3.If you have ¥ 20, 000 and someone takes ¥690 by force. What is left?
Ans. ¥20,000 and 1 dead body.

3.Write < or >
a. 0.5 or 1. 0
b. 69 or 6.9
c. 3.2 or 3.20

4.Underline the smallest number.
__1_. 5.00 448.1 69.69

5.Write a number that is half of
696900
Ans. 348450.

How do you know?
Ans. Because bitch i am fucking smart.

6. Expand 2(a+b)

2(a+b)
2 (   a  +  b   )
2 (   a   +   b   )
2 (       a        +          b       )

7. Defination of PEMDAS
ANS. Please Excuse My Dope Ass Sage.

Extra questions.
1.In which battle did Napelion died?
Ans. In his last battle.

2.The reason of divorce ?
Ans. Marriage.

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*After test *
Y/n pov

I will surely get full marks because of my fabulous answers.
Y/n:"Yooooooo Takashi, how was the test".
Takashi:It was a litte bit difficult.

After teacher gave us the test sheets.
I was shocked. How dare they gave me a ½ marks.
Kyo chan:Hello guys how was the test. I got full marks.

Takashi told tearing up that he got 0.

I angrily said that "it is discrimination.
My answers were fabulous but he gave me only ½. But i should get full marks, if you don't believe me see my fucking paper."

When i gave them my paper they both were holding there laugh.

"Nani,What the fuck you fuckers laughing at", I said.

They said that it is surely amazing answers.

"I know bitch, i said.

" but don't you fear that the teacher can scold you for writing these answers", said kyo chan with concern and it was real. And Takashi kun also nodded his head.

So this guy can also show concern.

I wrapped my arms around Takashi and kyo chan neck and kissed there cheeks and said "Thaaaank yoou for being concerned towards me, dear".

They both blushed like idiots and i can also death glare from other students towards them.

Bleh.
I don't fucking care.

But seriously FUCK YOU MATHS.

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