𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚅𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 || 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭

.05

Kurogiri: Alright guys remember to stay together. We didn't come to the mall to mess around we came to buy what we need.

Toga: There's a cute dress over there!

Spinner: You think they sell weapons here?

Twice: It's a mall what do you expect?

Magne: Toga I found this really cute outfit that you'd might like!

Kurogiri: Children contain yourselves.

Toga: Mom they sell aprons!

Spinner: Where the fuck did Dabi go?

Dabi: I'm at Hot Topic.

Toga: lol I forgot just how emo you are.

Kurogiri: Again buy what you think is necessary. But don't overdue it, we'll meet up at the food court.

Spinner: Where will you be?

Kurogiri: I'm buying clothes for Shigaraki.

Toga: Why didn't he come to choose it out himself?

Dabi: He's a little bitch that's why.

Kurogiri: Tomura doesn't like big crowds therefore I shop for him.

Twice: Boss baby.

Dabi: He's a spoiled brat who throws tantrums.

Magne: lol.

Toga: Now that I think about it. Didn't Shiggy call you a spoiled brat when you first met?

Dabi: Yeah he did. Though in reality it's him, he's pampered and whiny.

Twice: Wait what does pampered mean again?

Spinner: Spoiled brat.

Twice: I didn't even do anything! T T

Dabi: You're a dumbass. Pampered is another word for a spoiled brat.

Toga: Wait Dabi what are you even buying at Hot Topic?

Dabi: Clothes?

Spinner: Why'd you add a question mark?

Dabi: I'm deciding what to buy for Mophead.

Toga: Awe that's so cute, you do care after all ^~^

Twice: That's surprising.

Dabi: I'm getting him a porcelain doll.

Spinner: Isn't Shigaraki scared of porcelain dolls?

Dabi: It's why I'm getting it.

Shigaraki: You better fucking not!

Toga: Heyyy shiggy!

Twice: What's up boss?

Compress: How's it going over there?

Toga: We're almost done shopping!

Dabi: I almost feel sorry for you, you have to babysit a brat.

Shigaraki: Fuck you! Piece of shit!

Dabi: It takes one to know one princess.

Shigaraki: You're a huge piece of shit! I hope you burn!

Dabi: What'd you think I do everyday?

Spinner: Uh guys, did you see that?

Toga: See what?

Spinner: Twice just ran pass me yelling

Spinner: oH ShIT ThE Policee

Toga: There's lots of heroes!

Dabi: That's it I'm burning the store down.

Kurogiri: I told you to behave, one thing children. One thing!

Twice: fbjfbrfnfn

Shigaraki: What the hell.

Compress: Maybe the police caught them?

Shigaraki: The news says there's a mall burning.

Compress: Goddamnit.

Bonus
Kurogiri: I can't believe what happened.

Giran: Those are some crazy kids you got there.

Kurogiri: Dabi burned the mall down. Toga killed the cashier because they didn't have the dress she wanted in pink. Magne killed those who miss gendered her in the restroom. Spinner stole every weapon he could find and traumatized some kids.

Giran: What did Twice do?

Kurogiri: He waved at the security cameras.

Giran: That's not that bad.

Kurogiri: He then started stripping.

Giran: Oh. Yeah that is bad.