✔One-Shots |OHSHC| Kyoya Ootori

▪War▪

I pushed open the door to the host club, immidiately being met by the sounds of arguing. The culprits? Hikaru, Kaoru and Kyoya of all people.

"I cannot believe you said that!" Hikaru and Kaoru gasped, feigning shock.

"I did." Kyoya nodded. "Better believe it. And of course, I'm right."

"I can't. Y/n! Come talk some sense into this boyfriend of yours!" Hikaru shook his head. The twins dragged me over to the table where Kyoya sat.

"What's going on?" I asked, completely not ready for what events were going to occur next.

"I'm just trying to prove a point is all." He shrugged, typing away at his laptop.

"And that point is?" I crosses my arms.

"That there is no difference in a left and right twix."

"You heathen!" Hikaru gasped.

"Monster!" Kaoru exclaimed.

"I-" I took a deep breath. "I can't believe this."

"I know right? Arguing over a candy bar of all things." Kyoya laughed.

"There is too a difference!" I exclaimed, and his head snapped up. "Left and right twix are as different as different can be Kyoya!"

"See!" The twins exclaimed together, wrapping their arms around my shoulders. "We're right, you're wrong!"

"This can't be happening." Kyoya groaned. "You too y/n?"

"Of course! This is a serious matter! I- I can't be seen with you right now! This is an atrocity!" I tossed my hands in the air. "Take it back!"

"No. I'm not arguing over a piece of candy." He frowned.

"Fine." I pouted. "Then i'm going to hang out with people who understand the difference between good and bad!" I dragged the twins off, leaving a confused Kyoya behind.

"That was pretty funny, don't you think?" Hikaru snickered. "Kyoya-senpai doesn't understand the cultural difference between a left and right twix!"

"I can't believe this." I hold the bridge of my nose. "How can someone so smart be so stupid!?"

"If only he knew." Kaoru shook his head sadly. "This is so sad."

I flopped down on the couch. "I have an idea. Lets make a pillow fort! Only people who understand the difference are allowed in! That way, he can't bother us with his wrongness!"

"Not a word!" Kyoya shouted across the room.

"Shut up you and your wrongness!" I shouted back. I turned to the twins, smirking. "Grab the couch cushions. This is war."

A few minutes later:

"Y/n-chan?" Hani's blond head poked through the door of the pillow fort.

"Hold it right there!" I exclaimed, holding my hand out. "You have to pass the test to be allowed in!"

"Okay! What's the test?" He asked curiously.

"Is there a difference between left and right twix?"

He thought for a moment. "I- never really paid attention.. I just eat the candy because it's yummy!"

"You can't come in!" The twins and I exclaimed, lightly pushing him out of the fort.

"What's going on here?" I heard Haruhi ask.

"Why don't you ask them?" Kyoya responded.

"Uh y/n-"

"Difference?"

"Difference between what?"

"Left and right twix." The twins frowned.

"There- oh good lord." She pulled her head out and disappeared. She shouted back when she was across the room. "Ther isn't a difference! It's a marketing scam!"

"Men, we've found another enemy." I said sadly to the twins. "It seems we can't trust anyone."

The twins frowned. "Mori senpai will join Hani, and Tamaki will join Haruhi.. It seems we're all alone in this war."

I nodded. "Hey, by the way-"

"What!?" Tamaki shouted. "I can't believe you all!" I heard his running feet, and saw his blond head poke through the door. "Scoot over, I'm coming in!"

"Boss!!" The twins exclaimed.

"It's good to see you're on the good side of this war!" I nod. "I'm proud of you!"

"Difference!" He scoffed. "Of course theres a difference! I cannot believe they don't see it!"

"Marketing scam!" Haruhi and kyoya shouted.

"Betrayal!" We all shouted back.

"Well men, what should we do now? Seems we're all alone." I asked, sitting criss cross in the circle.

"I brought a card game!" Karou exclaimed, pulling a game from his pocket.

"Perfect! What should we play for?" Tamaki asked.

"Mm- how about some twix! The good kind, of course." Hikaru said, and we all nodded.

We played four rounds of the game, and each time I won.

"Well Y/n, you won! Looks like you'll be getting the twix!" Kaoru smiled. "Here! One (insert the side you don't like) twix for you!"

I blinked, looking down at it. "What the hell is that?"

"The good kind of twix!" Hikaru exclaimed.

"Uhm- no?" I frowned. "Obviously (insert side you like) twix is better!"

"Kyoya!" Tamaki shouted. "Come here for a second!"

"Have you four finally decided to give up your childish antics?" He asked, kneeling in front of the door.

"You can have your girlfriend back." The twins frowned, and shoved me out the door. "She's a betrayal to the cause!"

"What!?" I cry, brushing myself off. "I can't believe you three would just throw me out like that! We're on the same side!"

Tamaki stuck his head out of the door. "You left our side the second you said (Favorite twix) was the best." He scowled and disappeared back in the fort.

"Great!" I stomped over to the others, who watched on. "Got kicked out by my own squad."

"Thats okay Y/n-chan! We can just eat twix together! They've only got the one between them right? Look how many we have!"

"Hmm.." I smirked. "Kyoya dear."

"Yes my love?"

"I'd like you to order a shipment of (favorite side) twix right away." I smile up at him. "We're winning this war."

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Word Count: 1009 Words
HFJFNGOKFKN I don't know why the idea of a twix war was so funny to me, but I just couldn't help but write it! So I hope you enjoyed this- it's a little less Kyoya x reader than I would have liked, but I think it's still super cute either way :)