"I am the king of foreplay!"
"-See, now you sound like a dick."
"I realized that there's a lot of painful things in life. So I need to learn to deal with them right away!"
"He's in there ruining my toilet."
"How do you go on when nothing makes you happy?"
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"No, Sparky, no!"
"Tell her she's a continuing source of inspiration!"
"Why? There's nothing but shit on TV, video games are all shit, and the world's a big turd. The only thing that doesn't seem like total shit to me are my friends, and they're all sick. Just, get me a cheeseburger and tell the chef to go easy on the shit."
"This is shitty."
