G.O. Texts

Future Wedding Plans

A/N: Inspired by Neo's headcanons for  a Xyan wedding. I went totally overboard on this. :)

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Online: ShootingStars, TooExcitable

TooExcitable: xuli...?

ShootingStars: what have u done now

TooExcitable: what makes u think i've done something?! i've had a relatively accident free day today

ShootingStars: relatively?

TooExcitable: uh huh

ShootingStars: u deserve an award

TooExcitable: :)

ShootingStars: anyway, what did u want to say???

TooExcitable: we need to plan our wedding

ShootingStars: wait what

ShootingStars: what wedding

ShootingStars: have i missed something?!

ShootingStars: were we drunk last night?!

ShootingStars: DID U PROPOSE TO ME?!

TooExcitable: what no

TooExcitable: (not yet)

TooExcitable: but i've spoken to ubercorn and he's given us a budget

ShootingStars: already?!

TooExcitable: yup

ShootingStars: what did u bribe him with to get a budget THAT early?!

TooExcitable: an abba cd

TooExcitable: and a promise that i'll pay for our next pizza delivery

ShootingStars: right

ShootingStars: so for this fantasy wedding

TooExcitable: who says it will be fantasy?!

ShootingStars: i've checked my fingers and i haven't got any engagement rings, so yup, it's fantasy until my ring finger is adorned with an engagement ring

TooExcitable: oh, just wait and see

ShootingStars: WHAT

TooExcitable: nothing!!

TooExcitable: (heh heh heh)

TooExcitable: so for our fantasy-until-not-fantasy wedding location

TooExcitable: i'm thinking outdoors

ShootingStars: A BEACH WEDDING

TooExcitable: knew u would say that

TooExcitable: what beach?

ShootingStars: hmmmmmm

ShootingStars: je ne sais pas

TooExcitable: please stop trying to sound french

ShootingStars: what??? french is one of the romance languages. and they have great croissants

TooExcitable: they wear goddamn onions around their necks

TooExcitable: ANYWAY

TooExcitable: a beach wedding won't cost much, so we'll have plenty of money for decorations. i'm thinking giant light up pizzas.