Where Did The Cookies Go?

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Tanjiro created the group chat

Tanjiro invited everyone

Giyuu joined the chat

Sanemi joined the chat

Muichiro joined the chat

Zenitsu joined the chat

Inosuke joined the chat

Shinobu joined the chat

Shinobu: Oh, whats this for?

Zenitsu: Yeah, Tanjiro whats this for? And wheres Nezuko chan?

Uzui joined the chat

Uzui: Oh, hello!

Tanjiro: Oh, hey guys! Sorry for the late reply!

Inosuke: Wait.. I KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR!

Tanjiro: Wh-

Inosuke: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME!

Tanjiro: What?! No Inosuke-

Inosuke: SHUT UP MONJIRO! LETS FIGHT COME ON!

Tanjiro: NO NOT NOW!

Zenitsu: Chill Inosuke, please

Inosuke: No one asked you to talk, Monitsu!

Sanemi: Oi, shut the fuck up.

Giyuu: Yeah ple-

Shinobu: No one asked you to talk, Tomioka san.

Giyuu has left the chat

Tanjiro: Tomioka san, NoooOOOOo

Shinobu: Its for the best, Tanjiro kun.

Tanjiro: Ahem. Anyways have you guys seen th-

Zenitsu: Wheres Nezuko chan?! Is she hurt?!

Tanjiro: No, not at all Zenitsu

Zenitsu: Okay good!!

Tanjiro: As I was saying

Tanjiro: Have any of you seen the cookies?

Zenitsu: No, I haven't

Inosuke: Same here

Shinobu: Not me

Giyuu joined the chat

Giyuu: Ive seen th-

Shinobu: Please go away, Tomioka san :)

Tanjiro: Wait, let him sp-

Giyuu has left the chat

Tanjiro: Damnit, um

Tanjiro: Anyone else?

Complete silence for 1 minute

Tanjiro: Alright, its been one fucking minute, my patience is running low. WHO STOLE THE FUCKING COOKIES

Sanemi: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO PEE

Uzui: Thats not very flamboyant of you

Tanjiro: CAN SOMEONE JUST FUCKING ADMIT

Zenitsu: I swear, I didn't steal them!

Inosuke: AH, SO YOU'RE YELLING! I GUESS YOU WANNA FIGHT!

Tanjiro: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Shinobu: Ara ara, please relax boys

Zenitsu: Okay :)

Muichiro: Oh, hey. Sorry, I had to take care of something.

Tanjiro: Its okay

Muichiro: Oh, you're looking for the cookies I see. Well they're with me.

Muichiro sends a picture

Muichiro: Oh, sorry. My cat was in the way.

Tanjiro:

Inosuke:

Zenitsu:

Sanemi

Shinobu: Ara ara~

Muichiro: What?

Giyuu joined the chat
Giyuu has left the chat








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