punk izuku《Discontinued》

things you didnt know about bakubitch

A normal day, yeah a normal day as izuku midoriya would say, but too quiet. What would make this day more exciting? Maybe a little green haired menice will say a few things about their little explosion bitch to the bakusquad.

1-a's gays

#1 problem child:
1)kastuki used to hold my hand wherever we went, and would get mad when I took my hand away

Mina the mom:
Aww bakubae that's so cute!

Palmeranian:
What the fuck izu I will kill you

Mr. Rock:
So manly dude, also adorable

Knockoff spiderman:
Pft really! Funny and cute man

Phone charger:
😂😂😂😂bro really

#1 problem child:
2)katsuki was a gay ass kid, he would give me a kiss on the cheek ever time we saw eachother up to the age of 9

Phone charger:
That's actually adorable

Mina the mom:
Aww bae that's so cute!

Mr. Rock:
Still so manly bro! Also so cute!

Knockoff spiderman:anything else you want tell izuku?

Palmeranian:
You better fucking not izu

#1 problem child:
Oh yes sero

Palmeranian:
Fuck you

#1 problem child:
3)Kats favorite color isn't orange its baby blue
4)his favorite food is chearys! Tho he wont admit it
5)he loves affection,as a kid he would cuddle me,and when I got up ge would whine about being cold, or that he wanted me to stay, or even that he didnt want me to go

Mima the mom:
awwwwwthats soooooooo cute! Bakubabe that's adorable

Phone charger:
Bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰that's so adorable bro

Mr. Rock:bro my heart you can take it I Dont need it! Mr heart is melting! Our angry explosion baby loves attention and cuddles

Knockoff spiderman:
bakugou why didnt you tell us your favorite color is baby blue its mine too

Palmeranian:
fuck offextras! Fuck you midoriya!and I hate affection

#1 problem child:
*sent a video*

Mr. Rock:
You so hate affection bro

Phone charger:
Your a softie bro

Mina the mom:aww baby bakugou is sooooo cute!!!

Palmeranian:
where the fuck did you get that mido????!!!!!!!!

#1 problem child:
Your mother kats your mother

Palmeranian:
That fucking no good old hag!!!fuck her

#1 problem child:
6)katsuki said he would marry me when we got older
7)he would always let me lay me head in his lap when we took road trips with our moms
8)he loves me
9)he loves you all to(but no homo and hetero)
10)kats loves puppy's anx kittens, aand also snaks
11)one time when we were kids he found out that I had made a new friend, so he told him to fu k off every time he was around me, so he was my only friend I was his....happened many times......many , many times!

Mina the mom:
Aww bakubabe is soft!

Phone charger: wait you said no homo and hetero for us but not you? *le gasp* aReYOu TwO ToGEtWor??.????!

Mr. Rock: bromare you two a thing?! Bro that would actually be such a manly relationship!

Knockoff spiderman:bro that would be gay

Palmeranian:
Fuck ne we arnt he wishes! And fuck off tape despencer you and mina are the only straight bastards here fuck off!

#1 problem child:
Nahh bro he loves me so much its beyond gay

Palmeranian:
Fuck you mido

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Bro like I'm sorry if what they say is not a canon response or whatever!but this might be one of my favorits I'm planning of making just because