Flicker on crack (the Wattpad version) 2: Electric Boogaloo [COMPLETE]

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Jo: Goofy was the only classic Disney character to have sex.

Thomas: Wh- how do you know that?!

Jo: Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews.

Jo: But Goofy has a son

Jo: And he's not adopted because he looks way too similar to Goofy.

Jo: So Goofy has known a woman biologically.

Thomas:

Jo: What?

Thomas: WHY WOULD YOU PUT ACTUAL EFFORT INTO FIGURING THAT OUT?!

Jo: I don't know.