Mean Girls。 bts crack fic

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seokjin changed the group name to SURPRISE YERIN DAY

sunnie:
wtf jin did you get her away from her phone?????

jin loml:
nooooo i spoiled the surprise lol she's reading the group chat rn!
jin loml:
yes i got her away from her phone, she thinks she lost it

sunnie:
shut up
sunnie:
anyway good
sunnie:
taehyung hoseok and yoongi just finished setting up the food i think
so by the time you get to the forest we should be ready and waiting

jin loml:
alright, i'll get her to come on

hobo:
i feel like i just burned my face off
hobo:
never again
hobo:
not after i just put everything i have left of me in this food

yogurt:
baby i love you but stop being dramatic because i think we ALL

sunnie:
hoseok stfu, the rest of us have been running around bathing in the hot ass sun stop complaining

idiot:
my thighs hurt i feel like im about to collapse and die
idiot:
taehyung come preform cpr

crybaby:
do u really want me to push the rest of the air you have out of your lungs

idiot:
one time i had a friend who told me that if i didn't sleep id go through cardiac arrest
idiot:
jokes on me im still alive and breathing though barely

sunnie:
im having chest pain because of you fugly rat with no brain cells

idiot:
yo is that what a nucleas is

sunnie:
someone help this boy. please.

idiot:
because i thought a nucleas was the powerhouse of the cell!

joonhickey:
first of all, it's spelled NUCLEUS. second, that's the mitochondria you dumb fuck, did you not pay attention in middle school

idiot:
i was just kidding DAMN YALL THINK IM THAT STUPID

yogurt:
you want an honest answer?
yogurt:
yeah

idiot:
taehyung ur just gonna let them bully me like this? some boyfriend u are

crybaby:
look who's talking

sunnie:
my brain should probably hurt but no instead its my BREAST

idiot:
i think it's because they're growing

sunnie:
what.

idiot:
don't ur tiddies hurt when they grow?