IMESSAGE Reddie

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Trashmouthtozier - I heard Uranus was gonna collide with my Ckodosk

Stantheman - wtf

Trashmouthtozier - eddie hit me let me try that aga$:&:&

Stantheman - thank you eddie

Eddiekaspbrak - hes been laughing for 10 minutes straight getting prepared to make that joke. I could not allow it to go through

Trashmouthtozier - I pour milk before cereal

Stantheman - I know

Billyhasabigwilly - sick fuck

Beverlymarsh - richie I just found your billie Eilish fan account I-

Trashmouthtozier - NO

Beverlymarsh - your vidéo edits of her SLAPPED

Trashmouthtozier - BEVERIKA MARSH SHUT THE FUCK UP

Eddiekaspbrak - send the attie

Beverlymarsh - @ billieyelashesonfleek

(A/N: I'm not a billie Stan but her musics okay.)

Trashmouthtozier - FUCK YOU

Beverlymarsh - Jeez Tozier, I didn't take you for a bold kind of guy. At least be a classy gentleman and take me out to dinner first and see where the night goes from there

Stantheman - she used your joke and made it more extreme. How do you feel? How do WE as a society feel?

Billyhasabigwilly - I don't care.

Trashmouthtozier - woooah dude I've never seen you so dry before

Billyhasabigwilly - haha.

Eddiekaspbrak - whats wrong

Stantheman - he has sticks up his fucking ass because he couldn't handle the fucking truth

Eddiekaspbrak - wtf

Billyhasabigwilly - really? I have sticks up my ass? Honey no 😂

Trashmouthtozier - you know shits going down when bills pulls out the laughing emoji

Stantheman - 💀

Billyhasabigwilly - NO HE JUST TOLD ME HE CANT HAVE BACON AND YOU THINK IM GOING TO BE OKAY AFTER THAT?

Eddiekaspbrak - it's common knowledge that Jews can't have anything that comes from a pig-

Billyhasabigwilly - I FEEL SO DUMB

Trashmouthtozier - why are we all awake at 4am? Wtf Eddie? You're in bed by 11 what is this

Trashmouthtozier - is it cause I didn't give you your nightly dose of Tozier djskxks OUCH

Beverlymarsh - thanks eddie

Eddiekaspbrak - NO bitch you wouldn't let me fall asleep every time I tried you smacked my face

Trashmouthtozier - AND ID DO IT AGAIN PA PA PA

Billyhasabigwilly - at dinner my mom said we aren't moving anymore because her job offered a raise as did my dads ALSO WTF BITCH now I get to stay in... baseball and y'all can watch my amazing ass in those tight pants run on that Field