The Trip to the White House

Vroom Vroom gucci road trip.

"OKAY GOOD SOMEONE DRIVE US TO THE HOSPITAL" Bowl yelled. "gucci gang Road trip to the hospital😎🏨💪👀💯✨" Funeral exclaimed.

"WE DO BE GOING" Uhaul laughs.

"Dont worry the mortician is in the back" Bowl reassured everyone.

"oh yeah they in the trunk I definitely didn't forget to edit them in or anything" Funeral awkwardly laughed. Nobody understood what Funeral meant cuz again, they were doing this irl and not in some edit?!

"THATS EVERYONE FUCKING FLOOR IT" Rea yelled.

"RUN" Journalist popped in to say before dissapearing again.

"drive bro drive idk how I'm not dead" Funeral told everyone.

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL" Bowl screamed.

"SOMEONE TAKE THE WHEEL JESUS ISNT ANSWERING MY CALLS" Bowl screamed right afterwards.

"LETA FUCKIN GO" Rea screamed.

"LETA" Bowl repeated. "I BECAME MARIO REAL WUICK WE BEEN KNEW NOW LETSA GO" Rea screamed.

"HIT THE GAS HARDER THAN ADORA HITS CATRAS ASS" REa yelled. "THATS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE" Uuahl responded. "Hot... and also GO GOD DAMNIT!" Journalist popped in again to say. "DRIVE" Funeral screams. "NOW SHUT UP AND DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE~~" Bowl sung. "IM FLORRING IT" RE screamed. "DOES ANYONE HAVE AN SPOP MAP THIS CITY IS CRAXY AF WHERE IS RHE HOSPITAL????" Rea panicked. "@spop_ME" Thot ẅhispered. "I- the audACITY" Funeral gasped. "GOW ATE YOU HELPING RN??? DIDNT YOU SHOOT?????" Rea got mad. "Wtf does this mean" Bowl confusingly cried. "DID I STUTTER???" REa screams back. "BRO COME ON IM GONNA BEGONE" FUneral scream3ed to ERa. "ITS NOT MY FAULT SPOPCITY BE LOOKING LIKE THIS" REa screamde back.

"I THINK LIKE 2 TURNS TO THE RIGHT AND THEN 1 TO THE LEFT AND THEM ROUND THE RIGHT CORNER AND YOU SHOULD SEE IT I DONT QUITE REMEMBER" Bowl says suddenly getting big brain. "BOWL PRIVELEGES" Funeral responds."FUCK ISNT IT LIKE A RIGHT THEN A TWO LEFTS??? THEN A RIGHT?" Yhaul asks. "MAYBE IDK ITS BEEN SOME HOURS SINCE I GOT STABBED BY SWIFT WIND" Bowo yelled back.

"IM FUCKING DYSLEXIC WJAT ARE LEFT AND RIGHTS??????" Rea screamed. "I DONT KNKW MAN IM ALSO DYSLEXIC" Uhaul yelled. "GET ÚR BELLA THORNE LOOKIN ASS AWAY FROM THE STEERING WHEEL" Funeral yelled to Rea. "EX FUCKING CUSE ME" Rea GASPED.

"I HAVE BEEN DYING FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES COME ONNNNNN WHY IS  THE CITY SO THIQQ" Funeral cried. "TS SHAPED LIKE ME SORRY" Thot apologised.

"WHY WOULD YOU LET TBE GAY DRIVE TO BEGIN WITH" Rea screamed. "WE'RE ALL GAY" Funeral screamed back. "ALL OF US ARE GAY" Uhaul agreed. "WERE FUCKED" Rea screamed. "WE WERE FUCKED FROM THE MOMENT WE STEPPED INTO THAT FUCKING WHITE HOUSE" Bowl cry-screamed. "its a dead trap but we didnt listen" Mortician sighed. "FUCKS SAKE ION WANNA DIE" Funeral cried. "we need sustenance" Mortican said.

"AND YALL PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS" Funeral screamed. "I AINT DO SHIT" Uhaul shouted. "BOWL DID IT" Funeral yelled. "IM SORRY MY GHOST TITS WERE TOO HEAVY THEY KNOCKED YOU DOWN THE STAIRS" Bowl apologised :(. "BOWL WHY" Rea asked. "MY BIG ASS GHOST TITS TOUCHED THEM AND THEY WEN FLYING" Bowl cried.

"UGH WHY IS SPOP CITY LITERALLY A MAZE" Uhaul groaned. "ARENT YOU THD UHAUL???? YOU DRIVE" Rea yelled. "GUYS AM I GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE MYSELF TO HOSPITAL-" Funeral yelled.

"YOU LIVE HERE AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND THE HOSPITAL" FUneral yelled to the driver. "OMG ITS LITERALLY 2 RIGHTS AND A LEFT FROM THE STRIP CLUB" Thot shouted. "I'M SCARED WHY ARE THEY HELPING NOW" Funeral screamed. "OH I'M PROBABLY DEAD THIS IS HELL" Funeral cried.

"JUST DRIVE" Bowl yelled. "Guys hold on a sec i need to take a shit on the trunk open up the window" Bowl asked them kindly. "I'm litirally just gonna peace out" Funeral sighed. "NONO" Bowl said. "ILL DRIVE BITCH" Thot yelled.

"ITS NEXT TO MCDONALDS" Thot yelled. "Oh yea I know that, I'm always a SLUT for a cheese burger" Rea said. "guys make this a fast trip its really uncomfortable in the car boot" Mortican told everyone. "yeah the bullet in my brain agrees" Funeral agreed.

After being asked how Thot got here she screamed. "BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A NAP IN MY CAR AND YOU STOLE IT". "ARE YOU IN THE TRUNK WITH @MorticianSpop????!!!" Funeral asked getting scared for her friend's life. "OH NO MORTICIAN WERE SORRY" Bpwol apologised. "its fine i understand" Mortician reassured her.

(it was not fine)

"NOW YOU CAN BOND" Uhaul tells Mortician while pulling out their notepad to write their Mortician X Thot fanfic.

Rea remembering Bowl's earlier comment about needing to take a shit got scared for Morticians safety and screamed "DONT SHIT ON THEM" to Bowl. "ON THE TRUNK NOT IN THE TRUNK" Bowl screamed back.

"I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT" Funeral whispers loudly.

"DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT" Bowl screamed. "IT'S NOT THAT TYPE OF LIGHT" Funeral whiiiiiiiispered back.

"It's the golden glow of the mc Donald's were nearly here" Thot popped in to say.