Akatsuki (The gay and criminal type)

SOMEBODY COME GET HERRR

(A/N: this dare was brought in by my sister who doesn't have WattPad but I will soon make her have an account that we will share >:3)

Pein: everyone. We have another dare.

Deidara: where's Izumi, hm?

Itachi: she's sick.

Deidara: then if she's sick then we don't have to do the dare, un!

Pein: No Deidara, you do. But this dare isn't for you

Deidara: Yay, un!

Tobi: What is the dare then Leader-Sama! And who's it for?

Itachi: Hn

Pein: well *looks at notes* she never said who should do this dare...

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Admin: KATLEEEENNN! WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS DARE! *literally yells that*

Katleen (admins sister): uhhhhhhhhhhh *doesnt watch Naruto* L

Admin: This isn't Death Note! Na-ru-to characters! THE ONE I MADE YOU WATCH WITH ME!

Katleen: oHh you mean Boku no Pico! 

Admin: shut your god damn bubblegum ass up.

Katleen: just joking. Naruto?

Admin: YES!

Katleen: UhHh Akatsuki?

Admin: yes now pick one of those people

Katleen: hMmM *has to look them up* oOo this one 

Admin: MMM fine

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Pein: ok we just were told who it is

Konan: who is it?

Pein: Kisame.

Kisame: me?

Pein: yes

Zetsu: OoOooO

Kisame: what do I have to do?

Pein: .... pole dance

Kisame: WHAT THE HELL NO WAY!

Pein: you gotta do it

Kisame: fine *gets on the pole* I'm not stripping btw

Kisame: *pole dances*

Kakazu: *counts his money*

Zetsu: *throws money*

Deidara: *hides with Sasori*

Sasori: *hides with Deidara*

Kisame: ok that's all I'm doing

Pein: ok. Welll we have no more dares for now so y'all can leave

Everyone: skidadle skidoodle I'm leaving you noodle