China and IceHong HC? IDK JUST READ IT

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Okay so basically, Emil's just doing whatever in Iceland, probably arguing with Mr. Puffin on whether birds are evil and are taking over the world or not, and then he gets a call from Leon. He picks up, only to hear Leon LAUGHING hysterically and saying breathlessly; "EMIL! YOU HAVE TO COME HERE RIGHT NOW!"

And Emil starts panicking because what the fuck Leon never laughs what happened. "Leon, I'm in Iceland, and you were in China, last time I checked, that's first of all. Second, did you inhale laughing gas or something?"

After a few moments, Leon calmed down enough to answer him. "You see, Yao fell down the stairs." Emil gets confused at that. "I see how that's amusing, but not to this extent." Leon then proceeds to explain how Yao fell down the stairs and needed help getting up, because this oblivious meme lord actually said; "Help, I've fallen and can't get up."

And Emil just snorts out licorice because fuck that is priceless- 

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