𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓, hoodie boys preferences.

𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗬-𝗧𝗪𝗢

what its like going in a haunted house with them:

- vallyk using you as a shield 99% of the time.

- dejuane flinching a couple of times.

- "guys i'm hungry as shit."

- "that zombie looks like derek."

- mike walking in the front because he "not scared."

- derek screaming like a girl.

- everytime something scares vallyk he ends up pushing you to the ground.

- "VALLYK IM GOING TO CHOP YOUR DICK OFF!"

- dejuane and kobe having to hold you back everytime you try to hurt vallyk.

- kobe making inappropriate jokes to the actors.

- "i think this is how all people die in horror movies."

- you going live while the boys make tiktoks.

- "anyone want chick-fil-a after this, or is it just me?"

- "your always fucking hungry y/n, jesus."

- you have to tie your shoes and the boys ditching you to "die."

- you crying for a good 2 mins, then starting to walk around again and look for them.

- "ima kill a bitch today."

- mike telling you that it was derek's idea.

- rest in peace derek🥺

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