Percy: My girlfriend is on a cruise.
Percy: I am gonna break Chiron's wheelchair.
Frank: Why?
Percy: My girlfriend is 90% of my impulse control.
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Percy Jackson Randomness
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Percy: My girlfriend is on a cruise.
Percy: I am gonna break Chiron's wheelchair.
Frank: Why?
Percy: My girlfriend is 90% of my impulse control.