~The first ten ways to get kicked out of StarClan were paid for by Mousefur. This book was published by Lionheart and Firestar~
WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF STARCLAN
1. Eat one of Smudge's pizzas.
2. Say hi to Smudge.
3. Talk to Smudge.
4. Call Mousefur "Mousefur-cat"
5. Talk about cheese ponies.
6. Not eating at Mousefur's pizzeria at least once a week.
7. Eating one of Smudge's burgers.
8. Say anything bad about Mousefur's restaurants.
9. Annoying Mousefur.
10. Buying anything from Smudge.
11. Cheating on Runningwind's quiz show like Jayfeather.
12. Stealing Firestar's cookie like Cloudtail.
13. Blaming things that you did on Sandstorm.(CLOUDTAIL!!!)
14. Shaving off all of Firestar's hair like Cloudtail(that cat is a bad cat...)
15. Fanning Cloudtail's account on wattpad.
16. Saying that Firestar's cookie is less important than watching TV...(CLOUDTAIL....again?)
17. Dressing up as Tigerstar.
18. Annoying Firestar or Lionheart.
19. Accidentally burning down StarClan....
20. Skipping any of the chapters in this book...whether currently published or to be published in the future...
