Okay so little bit of backstory
Whenever I say that a thing my family does is affecting me in some way, I often get told "that's on you."
Okay that sounds confusing and really bad but im gonna explain it better
So like. Ill be like "i sometimes feel anxious when you ask me too many questions too fast."
Their response, "thats on you"
So like, I used to really affect me but know better and I try to not say stuff like that anymore and just endure it. (It really isnt that bad, believe me)
And its not even all my family, its just mostly my dad.
So, now that you know that. Heres my achievement:
I walked in on my dad taking a slice of apple pie. No biggie, I dont care.
So I ask: "oh is that the last slice?"
And suddenly an explosion just happens and my dad yells "iVe BeEn WoRkInG aLl DaY, i DeSeRvE tHiS pIeCe!1! YoU gUyS hAd LiKe 10 PiEcEs YeStErDaY!1!!1 Blah blah blah."
So I just kindly blankly stared at him and was like "where did this come from all I asked was if it was the last slice."
He sighs heavily, like Im wasting his time or something, and goes. "I know what you meant by it."
(I literally didnt mean anything)
So I stay silent for a sec, and then I get this idea.
And with the biggest,
Widest,
Smuggest,
Most shit-eating grin,
I say
"Well dad, that's on you."
You should have seen his fucking face. God I never felt more satisfied than that. It was great XD
