Skeppy came home one day after big long day of work. To meet his beautiful wife making dinner in the kitchen. Wearing an apron and seasoning the freshly slaughtered technoblade, he walks over to her and gives her a big kiss. His wife is Harambe "Honey what's for supper" Skeppy says "Just some pork and loneliness" harmabe replies in a romantic tone. Skeppy picks up in it and flirts back. "I'll never be as lonely as you" he says. Harmabe flushes a dark shade of pink. He goes to kiss him when Skelly stops "You're cheating on me" Skeppy cries "W-what?" Harambe is taken aback. How did he know? "You married big skep, I can't love you anymore honey" Skeppy says, adding seasoning to the food. "Honey it means notning I swear" Harambe tries, but to jo avail. Skeppy leaves to go to the bar with bbbh while Harambe cries, eating technoblade alone The end
