5sos crap

Lukes hair

Me: Oh my god I never thought I would see this in real life

Luke: me?

Me: *walks up*
I can't believe it. It's so much blonder in real life.

Luke: Wait are you taking about my hair?

Me: can your hair sign autographs?

Luke: well I can-

Me: no

Luke: wha-

Me: *holds up scissors*
allow me
*cuts small piece*

Luke: security, com-

Me: *runs* *runs back* I love you btw. *runs*