Well Ali Baba has them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master, your in luck, 'cause up your sleeves,
you gotta brand of magic, never fails
You got some power in your counter now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
All you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin sir, what will your pleasure be
Let me take your order jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No, no, no
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
Come on whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
Your the boss
The king
The shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more baklava
Have some on coloum A
Try all of coloum B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this
Can your friends do that
Can your friends pull this out their little hat
Can your friends go poof
Well lookie here
Can your friends go Abercadabra, let 'em rip
And then make the sucker disappear
So doncha sit there slack jawed buggy eyed
I'm here to sender all your mid day prayers
You got me bona fida certified
You got a genie for your chare d' affairs
I gotta a powerful urge to help you out
So what cha wish, I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long no doubt
Well all you gotta do is rub like so- a oh
Mister Aladdin sir have a rich or two or three
I'm in the job you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
