Intro

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My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the Green Arrow! Wait no, that's for the Elseworlds crossover. So, my life in a 'nutshell': Was born, mother murdered by something impossible, father sent to prison for it, did school, became a CSI, got struck by lightning, learned how to run really fast, met this really cute alien girl, we got married, happily ever after!
Until the timeline got wrecked...
AND NO IT WAS NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME!
Okay, maybe a little
Okay fine, a lot
Okay fine it's all my fault is that all you wanted to get me to admit that?

My name is Kara Zor-El, and I'm an alien. My life is... Meh. My friend slapped me the other day! Not like it hurt or anything, but it was rude! So, an evil race of aliens called the Dominators polluted our whole world and left us to clean it up. So I'm doing that right now.
Until the timeline got wrecked...

A/N This whole book is just one big joke
The original idea from FranzHellebarde definitely go check him out Ps, this book probably sucks so yeah bye?mention a user

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