hello. my name is donald trump and i am the president of the united states. i am 74 years old and i am depressed. my wife melania has been caught with another man,, obama. when i learned this news i immediately banned black people in the white house. i mean, it's the white house, not the black house. when melania left me she took barron away. i was heartbroken when i learned she moved in with obama. barron has friends now,, and an instagram with 25k followers. he's a democrat and he has a boyfriend named jack (aka shaat lord).
the 2020 election is coming up and my main enemy is joe biden. he is a 77 year old democrat who is kinda hot ngl. no homo tho. today i'm going to a debate with him and i need to look good. not for him of course, but i'm going to be on live television.
i go through my closet, searching for the best tuxedo i have. it's a black tux with golden trim, my pants are the same gold as the trim and my shoes are dark leather. i comb my small bit of blonde hair to the side, and spray some orange paint on the fading spots of my face. i then don the clothes, checking myself out in the mirror.
i then do my daily prayer,, praying that i do good on this debate . i then go downstairs and greet my sl- i mean butler. i demand he make me a 5 course breakfast complete with liquified gold as my drink. i also down 2 bottles of vodka to calm my nerves.
i haven't seen biden since our last debate ,, almost six months ago. i wanted to make a good impression on not just him, but the world. i know my supporters will love me no matter what, even when my child sex ring got exposed. i didn't get arrested because i pawned it off on obama's wife ,, michelle. that must be the reason he went after MY wife. i'm so disgusted.
i hop into my fancy limo and ride to the debate place ,, which is ellen's studio. my bodyguards flank me as i strut through the gated entrance, flipping the little hair i have less and grinning at my brainw- loyal fans. i finally reach her front door, and ellen waves at me. i scowl at her because she is a homo and i HATE homos. my bodyguards take me to my seat for the debate, and i settle in, chatting with them. i mostly talk about how my child trafficking ring disguised as a containment camp for illegal immigrants (I.C.E) ,, is going well.then, HE enters.
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my closest enemy // trump x biden
Fanfictionwhen trump and biden go at another debate ,, they find that they have been longing for one another. but what will happen when biden is taken by melania and obama as ransom...