Twisted Roses || Yandere Alastor x Sir Pentious

Hiya: Introduction

So this is going to be short as fuck since I'm about to pass out but Sup. Some of the stuff I'm finna say may be rude but who gives a fuck? This is the Hazbin Hotel fandom after all.

If you haven't notice by now because you're possibly not the sharpest tool in the shed, this is a Yandere Alastor x Sir Pentious book. I do not want to give too many details as to what I'll write because I feel as though it'll take the fun out of reading this book so I won't. However twigger warning I guess since the whole topic of yanderes can trigger people. As someone with ptsd though I still write them.

Anyway some of these things well be hella graphic even the lemons/smuts where Alastor will be top (obviously) because I like to write him fucking Sir Pentious like a pretzel. Anyway do understand while this book will have smut it will also have plot. I usually am simply a smut writer but seeing how this ship needs more love, I'm making a story for it.

If this ship is not one of your favorites I'm sorry I'm not a pansy who loveeeees Alastor x Charlie. (Alastor x Vaggie is the only other lit ship, no you can't change my mind. I don't care.) No, I'm not sorry, for whatever reason I hate that ship..maybe because it's expected and has the same flavor of a saltine cracker that got the salt licked off of it...but HEY! this isn't about bashing trash, if you like this ship welcome.

I kinda don't care how many people read it but I do appreciate people reading and commenting on my stuff. Even if very little people read this I'll continue updating so yeah.

Enjoy!