Aries: Got killed by one of their many ex's
Taurus: Didn't lock their doors cause they didn't want to and got purged
Gemini: Doing the purge
Cancer: Got killed by a random stranger
Leo: Sacrificed
Virgo: Yelled because a picture was hung crooked, in their last moments they were asked to be buried in wet naps
Libra: Didn't get purged because they stayed put of drama and had no enemies
Scorpio: Got kidnapped and purged by all of their enemies
Sagittarius: Was to impatient to stay in one place, their impatience saved them
Capricorn: Got run over by a cop
Aquarius: Got pushed over a balcony
Pieces: Got eaten
