Craig Tucker

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-Craig Tucker-

01. asexual, gay (sex-repulsed)

02. He's been called "Metal mouth" for years by Cartman, and now it's his username on everything

03. He loves math and science, but he's failing history and English (the poetry unit fucked his grade over)

04. he's platonically married to Clyde

05. He stopped growing in freshman year of high school and he's extremely salty about it 

06. He does back-stage theatre stuff (mainly lights) 

07. He brings Tweek to the arcade the most for dates. 

08. Hopeless romantic, but struggles to understand romance at all. 

09. he has golden-brownish eyes 

10. He pulls his hat down when overwhelmed or frustrated. 

11. He helps Clyde with his testosterone shots (He's also the only person who knows Clyde is trans)

12. He fucking hates cigarettes. Refuses to be around them, and flips Kenny off when he brings a pack 

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