Ladybug and Chat Noir sitting on the roof watching the sunset
Ladybug: I like the view.
Chat Noir: Your my best view.
Ladybug: Nah.
Alya burps
Lila: Ew, that wasn't very lady like.
Alya: I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.
Nathaniel laying on the floor
Marinette: What's wrong with him?
Alix: He's too over whelmed.
Marinette: How?
Alix: Marc giggled
Nathaniel: SOMEONE RESURRECT MY GAY ASS!
Juleka and Luka talking too each other in Luka's cabin
Juleka: Hey, I'm lesbian
Luka: I thought you were American.
Chat Noir hold's up antique bottle
Chat Noir: Is this whiskey or purr-fume?
Carapace: *Grabs and chugs entire bottle*
Carapace:
Carapace: It's perfume
Marc and Nathaniel are hanging out by the fountain in the park
Marc: Is it okay if I swear?
Nathaniel: Yes Marc, I will allow you to swear
Marc: F
Nathaniel: Yes, go on...
Marc: I'm nervous.
Luka getting everyone ready for band practice
Luka: Okay, listen up you little shits.
Luka: Not you Marinette, your an angel and we're all glad you are here.
The girls where having a hangout in the park
Alix: Sorry I'm later guys, I was doing things.
Nathaniel: *Coming over to the girls bench limping*
Nathaniel: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Everyone is having a picnic together
Rose: If your happy and you know it, clap you hands
Everyone but Juleka: *Claps their hands*
Rose:
Rose: Juleka, you didn't-
Juleka: Yeah, I know
Marinette is coming home from the doctors after slightly hallucinating
Marinette: I turned out just fine!
Tom: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Marinette: *Didn't even care about guessing it was Tikki*
Marinette: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
Tikki: *Sighs and face palms*
Marinette is trying to teach Alix and Alya how to bake cookies
Alix: So I can either bake at 400 for ten minutes, or 4, 000 for one minute.
Marinette: ALIX NO! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!
Alya: How about 4,000,000 for a second.
Marinette: ALYA! YOUR GOING TO BURN MY FAMILY'S BAKERY DOWN!
Alix: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES.
Marinette: GUYS, P L E A S E
Juleka and Luka are talking again in Luka's cabin
Juleka: How are you always so calm?
Luka: The trick is to be so stressed that it becomes a default state in your mind.
Marinette, Rose, Juleka, Alya, and Alix are at a party
Juleka: Shit, we lost Rose in the crowd
Marinette, Alya, and Juleka: *starts screaming Rose's name*
Alix: Don't worry, I got this.
Alix, in a sarcastic tone: WOW, look at these horned horses. It's would be a shame is I dropped a lighter on them.
Rose, ripping through space and time: THEY'RE CALL UNICORNS AND DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
YOU ARE READING
Miraculous Ladybug- Incorrect quotes
FanfictionShips that will happen are: -Lukanette -Adrigami -Julerose -Marcthaniel - Alya x Nino (I can't think of a ship name) -Ivan x Melyene (I can't think of a ship name) -Chole x Kim -Plagg x Tikki -Gabriel x Nathalie (We'll add more ships later)
