Adopted by the Avengers

2: Let's start a Cult

Tony

Hey kid are you there?

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Peter POV

"Peter, you have a new message from 'Tony' in unnamed chat." Karen's voice pipes up from my suit, informing me of my problem. My big problem. My horrible, no good, very bad--

"Karen, that isn't right."

"Leaving a friend on unread?" She says as I kick a criminal guy in the face.

"No! Not naming the group! It's a disgrace. Rename chat to 'Ninjas'."

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'Ninjas' group chat:

Peter

Hi sorry for the wait

Do you perhaps know how to bandage a broken arm with only a shirt?

Tony

Why?

Peter, are you hurt?

Peter

Well do you? or are you useless

Tony

Go to the hospital!

How did you break your arm?

Peter

I fell.

I can't.

just tell me how to wrap it up

Tony

Jeezus

What do you have to work with?

Where are you?

Peter

I'm at home in the bathroom.

I have a shirt, as I said

usually I have more than just a shirt, but right now I can't leave my room

Tony

Get your parents to help you!

Peter

B r u h

I literally said my parents are deceased

Tony

right, my apologies

dammit Thor

what about your aunt?

Peter

She... isn't home.

And I can't call her.

Tony

This is a little too complex to explain by typing, and your arm must be hurting like heaven from typing, so

Incoming call from Tony

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