Hamilton reacts to ships-

~ H i s t o r y ~

Ava: *screeching while chasing my cat*

Alexander: WHAT HAPPENED ? !

Ava: SHE STOLE MY MUFFIN!!!!!!!

Eliza: how...how did that happen?

Ava: I left- *steals muffin and throws it away* on the table and that happened!

Alexander: you left it on the table...what do you expect from a cat?

Ava: you know...you, Samuel and Aaron are a good couple...*smirks as Alexander goes bright red and covers face with hands*

Alexander: stapppp!!!!

Ava: n e v e r b i t c h

Samuel and Aaron: *trying to get Alexander's hands off his face to see the redness*

Alexander: I will shoot both of you if you don't stop.

Ava: he will-

Aaron: wE hEaRd HiM aVa-

Samuel:.....

Angelica:.....

Samuel: is she having-

Angelica: rEwInD-

Ava: FUCK I LET HER LISTEN TO SATISFIED-

Angelica: to the groom-

Ava: to the groom to the groom to the groom-

Angelica : to the bride-

Ava: to the bride to the bride to the bride

Alexander: t e d d y b e a r *glaring at Samuel and Aaron while sitting with my teddy bear*

Ava: TeDdY BEAT YOU WERE MY TEDDY BEAR! YOU WERE COMFORTING AND QUIET HOW DID LOVE BECOME SO V I O L E N T T T T T T T T T T T ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Eliza: how...how...

KG (king George); I have never heard a girl scream as loud as-

Ava: OH TEDDY BEARRRRRR, YOU WERE MY TEDDY BEAR!!!! EVERYTHING WAS SO SWEET TILL YOU TRIED TO K I L L M E

Alexander: *not even listening because he has two sisters who would always scream songs, as did he-*

Ava: LA L ALALALALALLA

KG: how does a girl scream so lou-

Angelica: your not even good at singing!

Two hours of Alexander and Ava screaming at Angelica over like 15 cups of coffee

Angelica: OWWWW!!

Ava: I'm ending this episode because...I might kill her.