Living like Kings in the End of the World

Season 1, Episode 1

-Larry, Grass, HB, Theodore, and Murderface sitting in HB’s room-

Theodore- Wait, Guys. what's that noise?

HB- Nothing Theodore. Stop tweaking.

Theodore- No for real. I hear a whistling noise.

Larry- Yeah, I actually hear something too.

Murderface- I'll check the door.

Murderface- Oh fuck, You guys might want to come check this out.

-Everyone gets up and walks to the door-

Grass- What the fuck is that?

Larry- Looks like a plane on fire.

Theodore- It's falling towards us.

HB- That's not a plane.

-Everyone looks at HB-

Theodore- Then what is it?

HB- It's a nuke.

Larry- For real? Savage.

HB- Call Yodz.

Grass- Ill call your phones in our room.

*Theodore freaking out in the background*

*Phone ringing*

Yodz- What the fuck do you want grass?

Grass- HB said to call you, talk to him.

HB- Yodz, listen to me carefully. We have roughly five minutes so do exactly as I say.

Yodz- What's up man. Stop freaking out.

HB- Look out the window.

-Yodz looks out the window-

Yodz- Holy shit what is that?

HB- It's a nuke. You won't have enough time to run up to my house unless you run like hell but were not taking that chance. Walk into your garage and open the drain and climb in then pull the dryer overtop of the hole.

Yodz- Then what?

HB- Just do that and stay down there until we come to get the dryer off.

Yodz- Okay.

*phone hangs up*

Larry- So since yodz is most likely gonna be okay, What do we do?

HB- Don't worry. I've prepared for this everyday since I was 16.

Larry- So where do we go?

HB- Stop freaking out and i'll tell you.

Larry- Okay man, Were all calm.

HB- Larry, Grass, and me will be in the metal closet but Murderface and Theodore have to throw everything out of the pantry and climb in. Don't worry Theodore, Its metal on the inside. They should at least protect us from the blast.

Murderface- Okay everyone, Get into your spots and get your phone. As soon as you see the symbol saying were in range of a network tower go out then tell me or HB.

Grass- Who made you guys the boss? I want to be in charge of something.

Larry- Grass you can be incharge of shutting the fuck up.

Grass- Screw you guys i'm getting in the closet.

Theodore- Yeah me too. Lets go, We most likely don't have much time.