~My love will come back like a boomerang~ {Jojo Siwa x Reader}

A French men approaches [Part 1]

WARNING: LANGUAGE, (sexual?) , AND FEAR INDUCING

( play music at a certain time ;) i'll say when)

After the gang was given a minute to rest your hearts, y/n suddenly realized that all the screaming, and ass grabbing, made them hungry. "Hey guys I'm so hungry that I could eat a cow!" Y/n said loudly so that the gang could hear. "I am getting quite famished my self mr.Joestar, we should get some dinner." Avdol said. "Hmmm," joseph said while rubbing his chin, "what do yall want?" Jojo immediately replied "MACDONALLL!!!!" Everyone grimaced at the thought. "NO" the gang shouted in unison. Jojo went to go cry in a corner, because she just wanted the new toy that came with the girls happy meal. "Any other suggestions?" Joseph questioned. Kakyoin quickly responded "y/n's ass," "kakyoin this is serious..." y/n started to say "no, I am serious," kakyoin got down on his knees. "Y/n, you are the most dummiest thickest bish I've seen, I couldn't live without y-" avdol interrupts, "how about olive garden?" Y/n and Mr. Joestar respond with agreement, "C'mon jojo!!! We are going to olive garden!!!"

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It took a hour to actually get there, because jojo wouldn't leave her corner.
But it was okay, cause as soon as yall ordered, the food was already there. You guys already started chowing down like animals, except avdol, he would only 'tsk' in disgust and pick up his fork fragiliy, because of his long gucci nails. The mood was ruined more when jojo kept throwing up breadsticks. "JOJO DAFUQ?!" joseph shouted. Jojo would giggle as the drenched breadstick came out of her mouth. After y/n yelled at jojo to stop she then started to eat the previous breadsticks... Kakyoin threw up his food. Joseph and avdol literally had to beat jojo unconscious just to get her to stop. When she woke up she mumbled something about how she was kakyoin's lover, and she was reincarnated into a horse. A waiter came by, "do yall want a drink??" "5 Cokes, please" joseph said with a deep pain in his voice. You guys were finally recovering from that horrendus scene, until the waiter said "is Pepsi okay?" Tears started to well out y/n eyes. "DID I DIE AND GO TO HELL?! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS MUCH PAIN?! WHY GOD WHY WHY!!!!!!!"

[5 minutes later~]

A big muscley french man, with weird hair, walked over. "Bonjour!! I-" the french man was about to speak until jojo interrupted with, "u R Annoyinnng go away stinky ugly tower hair lookin poo poo head! Also y/n is mine 》:(((( *lesbian growls*" "jojo shut up please," joseph said, "don't mind her she is just upset we didn't get Macdonald's, please sit with us...Mr?" "Jean, Jean pierre polnareff." The man replies with a smile, he then turns to y/n. "And your name is?" "Oh, my name is y/n l/n, nice meeting you," you gave a slight smile. Polnareff was about to sit down, his eyes still looking at you until he heard, "Uh hey what about us?" From a obviously jealous kakyoin. "Oop sorry honey lemme come over there," polnareff walked in a way that showed off his lumptious curves and hips~~ kakyoin was in fear now, that ass... No ordinary person could have a ass that luscious! "Is he a stand user aswell?" Kakyoin thought.

After polnareff introduced his self to everyone else, he picked up a carrot in the shape of a star, "wow lol this looks like a birthmark ive seen on someone lolol" This triggered everyone. Without hesitation everyone blurted in unison, "IT'S A ENEMY STAND USER!" Avdol quickly flipped over the table, while y/n was holding a sobbing jojo. "MY BREADSTICCKKKKSSS!!!" jojo cried. Polnareff stood there stunned, "I-i didn't even do anything yet..." polnareff shook off what had just happened and summoned his stand 'SILVER CHARIOT'
"Ok so guys dont freak out this time k? This is my stand-"
(Start music here, if your a fast reader you may want to slow down a little)
The gangs eyes widen, "-silver chariot, ok now thats done im going to fight someone and after i kill them imma kill all of you, except y/n, i am gonna make them my bae lol" "Aight lets go then," said a voice.
"Who said that?" Polnareff asked
Polnareff looked at joseph, joseph only gave a look of confusion. So did kakyoin, and avdol. "Jojo are you the one who said that?" Polnareff asked again, jojo shook her head no.
Polnareff visibly annoyed, was about to ask one more time until y/n said
"IT WAS I Y/N!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Authors note: feel free to give any Constructive critism!!! Okay brain tired aaa

Sincerely,

              Joe mama