Kevin gets a man

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Just going to quickly post like another two chapters. All these chapters were written last night, when I couldn't sleep, due to insane hot temperature.

The next morning, Aesop's room...

Eli: *wakes up, but keeps his eyes closed*

Eli: Where's my mask...?

Eli: *feels around, but feels nothing, so drowsily opens one eye, seeing a knife hovering above him*

Eli: ?!

Joseph: *quickly hides the knife behind him*

Eli: What was that...? Joseph, was you about to kill me?!

Joseph: Maybe. Maybe not.

Eli: It's a simple question with a simple answer. Just say whether you were about to or not!

Joseph: Okay! Yes! I was! Sheesh...

Eli: And just why-

Joseph: You're sleeping with my husband!

Eli: Yeah! Sleep-!

Joseph: You admit it?! You were doing bad things to my darling Aesop?!

Eli: No! I'm trying to say that we were just sleeping! Nothing dirty happened!

Joseph: I don't believe that for a second.

Eli: Whatever. I can't change what you think... Believe it or not, it's the truth.

Joseph: No, it's not. You lying.

Eli: You're...

Joseph: What?

Eli: It's 'you're' lying, not 'you' lying...

Joseph: This is not the time for correcting my grammatical mistakes!

Eli: I thought you would be educated better, since you was a Count and all, but guess not...

Joseph: My social standing has nothing to do with my education!

Eli: Actually, research has shown that those from the higher classes end up with greater education, compared to the lower class.

Joseph: I don't speak sociology.

Eli: Eh, whatever. I'm tired, so I'll just go back to sleep...

Joseph: Wait! I think not, sir! You're in the same bed as my husband!

Aesop: Stop screaming...

Joseph: Ah, Aesop~ You're awake~

Aesop: Yeah? Thanks to someone's incredibly loud voice...

Eli: Pfft-

Joseph: Oh, sorry, my love... It's just, this bird guy was sleeping with you!

Aesop: Ugh, we didn't do anything...

Joseph: You both could be lying. I heard things last night. Mind explaining those noises? Hm?

Aesop: Did you check where the noises came from?

Joseph: Ah- Well- No... But! Why would anybody-

Aesop: It was probs Wu Chang...

Joseph: I mean, they are quite close to my room...

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