Hazbin Hotel x Male Reader[demon]

Making New Friends?

I looked towards the door, thinking it was just an illusion, but I heard it again. Somebody was knocking on our door.

Y/n: "Charlie, wake up."

Charlie: "Huh? What is it, hun?" She asked.

Y/n: "Someone's at the door. Odd...." I added. Charlie's face lit up for a second, before going hesitant to open the door, when she did, she had the look of horror on her face.

???: "Hel-" She slammed the door, but opened it again. "-lo-" She closed it again.

Charlie: "Uhh, guys?" I looked up.

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "The Radio Demon is at the door."

Vaggie/Y/n: "WHAT!?"

Angel: "Uhh, who?"

Charlie: "What should I do?"

Vaggie: "Well, don't let him in."

Y/n: "Tell him to fuck off." I added with Vaggie. Charlie sood in front of the door for a second, before opening it again.

Alastor: "May I speak now?"

Charlie: "You may-"

Alastor: "Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you. Quite a pleasure!" He barges inside. "Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco in a picture show, and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahahahahah. soo many orphans." Vaggie stopped him from proceeding.

Vaggie: "Stop right there! I know your game. And i'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talkshow shitlord!" Alastor just smiles and puts the spear off to the side.

Alastor: "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already." He says, making a creepy face. He barely dodges as a pile of foam splatted against the wall.

Y/n: "I'd like to see you try to hurt my girls, red!" I shout at him.

Alastor: "Ah, Blue! I didn't know you were helping the princess, and dating them too? Congratulations!"

Y/n: "Cut the crap, why are you here?" I asked impatiently.

Alastor: "I'm here to help!"

Charlie: "Say what now?"

Alastor: "Help! Hahahah, hello, is thing on?" He speaks to his mic staff. "Testing, testing."

Mic: "Well I heard you loud and clear!"

Charlie: "You want to help with?"

Alastor: "This ridiculous thing your trying to do. This hotel. I want to help you run it."

Y/n: "No. No no no. No. We don't need your help." I spat.

Charlie: "Now hang on a sec Y/n. Why do you want to help?"

Alastor: "Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer. Absolute. Boredom! I lacked inspiration for decades. My work became montaigne, lacking focus, aimless! I've come to create a new form of entertainment, hahahaha!"

Y/n: "No. Fuck no! I'm not letting Charlie's project become entertainment to you!"

Charlie: "Wait, Y/n. Al, do you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?"

Alastor: "Hahaha, of course not. That's whacky nonsense! Redemtion, oh the non-existant humanity! Nononono. I don't think there's anything that could save such loathsome sinners." He says, looking at Angel and Vaggie. "The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is THIS! There is no undoing what is done."