*Warnings*
.Short Chapter
.Idiotic Jokes
.Chaotic
.Fluff-Ish
.Mature Language
Richie and Eddie are out on a date at a restaurant called olive garden.
The waiter is asking what they would like to eat. "I'll have chicken alfredo please." The waiter turns his head to Richie, "I'll have the spaghetti" the waiter walks away as Richie grabs a bread stick and looks at Eddie while holding up the bread stick. "Do you think i could hollow out my stomach to fit more food in it, like you hollow out your cheeks to fit more of my dick in it?" Eddie chokes on his water "What the hell, No Richard".
Awhile later they have just finished there food. The waiter is asking if they want any dessert. Eddie says no thank you but as the waiter goes to walk away Richie speaks up "Do you have Eddie spaghetti on the menu?" Eddie now chokes on air. "No there's not Richie, you just lost your privileges." Eddie turns his head to the waiter "I'm so sorry for him, you have a good day".
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