batty, adj.
This is for your insane bestfriend Alinea.
Dude, please stop dating my girl every week. Once a month will do. Alright, twice. Period.
And do stop sending her morning texts. Noon or evening texts or whatsoever texts. That's my shit to do. Get a life! Don't be a bug!
And please don't be too clingy. That should be my arms snaking around her, not yours! That should be mine! Me!
And please, please, please, do not eat the chocolates I gave to her. Go, buy your own! And freaking please, do not read my loveletters for her! Nauna ka pang magbasa sa kanya. Srsly, man?
P.S: I am just kiddin, bro. HAHA Thanks for taking care of her! I owe you alot.
