Mike is so horrible

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I have no idea what to say so let's get to it But first I want to tell you how much cinder wants to kill mike
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Cinder ahh cinder the crazy yandere girl as Mike would put it see when Mike fought cinder he made remarks on how cinder is a yandere and wants to kill him so that no one else can take him ofcourse he didn't really think that but said it to piss her off even more oh and whats better is that he loves it when his enemies wants revenge he toys with them more easier like for example cinder wants to kill mike but Mike remarks it by saying " Awww you want to kill me so no else can take me don't you'' to make it sound like she's In love with him and Everytime she says that's not it Mike just says "tsundere" just to piss her off even more oh and also Everytime she misses he would say "Oh so close" or rant about how much she sucks now let's get to the story

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Aftermath

Mike and qrow stopped laughing and got their shit together with Mike occasionally being giggily wiggily ass

Nora: Did he age backwards

Jaune: He's posessed 

Ren: Reincarnated

Mike: No it's none of that shit everyone listen to me!

He got everyone's attention aside from qrow

Mike: I think I know what happened so here's what happened you know how ozpin's right-hand is glynda right?

They all nodded

Mike: Then ozpin must have done the deed

He got confused looks

Mike face palmed so he made a circle with his hands and the other with a pointy finger he put the pointy finger through the hole then that all realize wide eyes and blushing except for Ruby and ren

Everyone: Wha!!!

Mike: let me finish!! Ozpin then had a kid and sent him away then when he died he wanted to go to his kid so basically ozpin is sharing a body with his kid

Ruby: Wait what do you mean ozpin did the deed?

Mike: Oh thats easy Ruby it means ozpin and glynda had se-

Phyrra covered Mike's mouth and pulled him to his room

Phyyra: Okay Mike I think you're just a bit tired why don't you go to bed

As they were reaching Mike's room they heard a song

Mike:Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And Mike went to bed all while Oscar is scarred for life and then they went about how it was in the show and all while ozpin tried as hard to take control and retort he couldn't because Oscar was too shock and now ozpin is forever scarred with the thought of doing the deed with his assistant a.k.a glynda

(I have a question tho what would it be like if Phyrra instead of being save came back as a Grimm version of herself oh and also you use your imagination for arkos we're focusing on Mike here not arkos m,kay)

The next day

Mike was okay now apperantly he had food poisoning that damage his thinking but he's okay now and why would food poisoning do that to you I don't know why I'm the author but I don't know why for some reason maybe it's because I ate that XXX bottle and ate not drank I ate the bottle because I don't know why

Mike was explained everything and not ozpin doing it with glynda anyway Mike watch Ruby being beaten and hard during training but and yes ozpin took control and gave it back to rwby

Oscar was on the ground panting and sweating

Oscar: *pant* *pant* *pant* how is this so exhausting *pant*

Ren: Your body isn't used to this kind of training, not to mention generating a defensive aura on your own, it will take intense concentration at first but in time it will become second nature, allowing you to deflect attacks and gradually heal your wounds after that you can begin focusing on your semblence whatever that may be

Oscar: semblence?

Nora: You know like your very own super power it's just a matter of finding it and mastering it Ruby moves super fast, Electricity makes me stronger,Ren can mask emotions, Phyrra has magnetism, Mike can make portals and Jaune can ummm

Jaune: I can't do anythi-

Phyrra: NO! Jaune you just have to unlock it in time you will discover your semblence look it took me awhile to discover my semblence but semblence or not it doesn't change the fact that you worked hard to get to where you are now

Jaune looked at Phyrra then smiled

Jaune: Yeah

They held hands Mike on the other hand is playing with sand that he summoned from the beach then ozpin took control and said it was Mike's training next

(I'll just skip the training cuz it's a Hassel basically no weapons no semblence m,kay)

Mike was eating dinner

The next day

A portal outside the house appeared this was not from Mike but anyway out came yang and Weiss qrow let them in the house meanwhile Mike heard something glass breaking he went out of his room and saw weiss yang and Ruby in front of her was a broken tea set

Ruby looked scared of yang

Ruby: Yang im-  I'm so sorry I'd- I should have stayed and talked to you more I,d-I'd I wasnt sure if you wanted me around and-

Yang hugged Ruby whilst her stuttering mess any way she hugged Ruby tighter

Yang: I love you

Ruby was Teary eyed and hugged back

Ruby: I love you too

Mike saw everyone was going to where Ruby and yang are he saw them beckon Weiss to join which she gladly accepted and embraced them too Jnpr also embraced each other whilst Mike went back to his room to play his video games

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At dinner

Mike: So how did you get here

Yang: We used a portal from mom basically she can create a portal to anyone she has close connections to

Mike:  So basically a shitier version of my semblence okay

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Okay guys I'll end it right here hope you guys enjoy I think we'll be in the battle at haven soon I think











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