Drama Queens

BTS - Koi toh khatam krdo!

Writer says: Yeh special update meri sautu ko dedicated aur haan chaaku tujhe kya lgta hain BTS? Apna BTS?

"I hate you!" Seeing your face every day is like a pain to me."

"Oh is that so?" She mocked "but for me its funny, your face is hilariously funny Farheen."

"Farheen gritted her teeth as her eyes became moist "Please don't start with the waterworks now, I can't believe I befriended you once upon a time."

"Even I can't believe we were Bff's, you've changed a lot Jaa_ I mean Jazzy."

Jazzy flipped her hair "Respect me Farheen, don't forget I'm your Jethani!"

"Babare Jethani" Farheen started laughing slowly melting Jazzy's angry face "Jaan, tujhme ithna rubaab suit krta hai kasam se aise lga ek moment ko meri sasumaa hi bn gyi hain tu story mai."

Jazzy smirked "ab kya haina jaan, yeh character almost 99 % mere jesi hain."

"1% kyu chod di?" Farheen wondered to which Jazzy replied "mai toh tujse pyaar krti hoona aur yeh nahi krti."

"Haww, kyu nahi krti tu mujhse drame mai pyaar?"

"Menu ki pata jissne likha hain ussise pucho" they felt someone's burning gaze on them.

"Issiliye kaha tha maine rumana madam se ki do sakhi saheliyo ko kabhi cast mth krro ek sath" the male voice spoke as they smiled at him sheepishly he continued "ab reshoot krna pdega, actress hoke ithna pata nahi ki 10 second baad cut bolte hain aur usske baad tum apna bharat milaap kr skti hon?"

Jazzy was about to snap when Farheen held her arm "Jaan director hain, gussa nahi krte wrna yeh badla tujhe serial mai maarke yea coma mai pohochake lega."

"Issko toh mai serial mai dekhlungi! Hume dantrae na, isski nani na yaad dilai toh mai bhi teri jaan nahi jaanu."

A spotboy approached the director and whispered something to him making his eyes go wide as Jazzy spoke "koi sense hi nahi hain logoko time ki matlab yaha do ithni important aur ucch koti ki actresses khadi hain yeh nahi ki scene reshoot krre aur khatam krre janab ko spot boy se gappe ladane hai."

The director gritted his teeth standing up "agar urgent na hothana isska jawab zaroor deta mai pr kya haina unlike some people I am busy and dusri actresses ko maine timing di hain. Tumhari tarah laparwah nahi hoti saari actresses kuch professional aur pyaari si bhi hoti hain."

Jazzy was about to reply but he interrupted "yeh scene ab kitchen wale scene k baad hi shoot hoga tab tak dono sakhiyonko jithne gappe maarne hain maarne do aur haan" he faked a smile at Jazzy "humari baby not so good actress ko ek chair dena, dhalti umar hain ghutno mai dard hora hoga. Madam baithke apni Jaanu se gappe maar legi."

He cocked his head slightly to the left looking at Farheen "Jaanu madam aapki koi farmaish?" Farheen shook her head "good" he smirked and left.

"Kalmuhi! Karamjali, pata ni kab tak humare ghar par marregi yeh" she cussed cutting an apple "Bhabhi, please bring me an apple and yeah don't forget to make it's small small pieces. My throat is small nah, I don't want them to stuck in here and choke me" she mimicked.

"Off camera sau bar dialogues rattne se kuch nahi hota" another woman walked in with a smile so fake "dialogue k sath emotions bhi lagte hain jo ki iss janam mai tumme kabhi nahi aanewale beloved co actress."

One of the girls sitting at the corner of the kitchen nudged the other one "are you sure yeh tumhari sautan hain?"

"Hun?"

"Jiss hisaab se yeh dono ladre hain, inka sautanpana nazar aara hain."

"Chaaku, tu chup chaap side mai rehke drama dekh ek toh tera scene nahi hain abhi aur tera set bhi dussra wala hain. Tu tayyar bhi nahi hui hain, sharam nhi aari tujhe timpass krte hue aise yaha?"