vines and a few tik toks

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Pancham: everyone has a bi cousin
Braixen:i dont have a bi cousin wait *sees (y/n) and blushes* oh snap i am the bi cousin OH MY ARCEUS!
(Braixen's bi for (y/n) owo)

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(Y/n): hey im hungry you wanna get...
Hawlucha and (y/n): pokepuffs jinks you owe me....
Hawlucha:kiss on the lips
(Y/n): *confused*
Hawlucha:Your not going anywhere (y/n)!!
(Y/n):*confused screaming*

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Pancham:*poars water on dusk*
Dusk: DANG IT I FREAKING HATE YOU *accidentally uses shadowball on (y/n)*

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Chespin: YEEEEEEEEEES YES YES I GOT TWO FREE POKEPUFFS!

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Braixen:hey im bisexual
Pancham:i thought you was from kalos?

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(Y/n):*sees creepy doll on ground and doesn't know what it is* ................
(Y/n):*goes back to group*LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

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Dusk: *crying* when i was a sneasel others treated me like a criminal....BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY!
(No he didn't its a joke owo)

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Chespin:finally theyre gone i can keep these pokepuffs to myself now
Pancham:*appears* WE SMELL POKEPUFFS!
Pancham,(y/n),dusk,noivern,talonflame:*chases*
Chespin:*SCREAMS*

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Greninja:see in a way humans are like trashcans when you stop on them their mouths open up *steps on ash's foot*
Ash:AHHHHH!

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Sylveon:welcome to dating advice with Sylveon noivern what's your question
Noivern:*talking about (y/n)* how do if a girl likes you?
Sylveon:SHE DOESN'T!

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Chespin:*takes a bunch of berries*
Pancham:what are you doing?!
Chespin:im so hungry!!
Pancham:youre never suppose to go to the forest hungry
Chespin:BUT IM ALWAYS HUNGRY!

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(Happy pride month!)

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