Pregnant

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Mom: (text) hi honey, I know your a pregnant girl, but you need to do the dishes when you come back from your date.
Daughter: what??? How did you know that??? Is it obvious??
Mom: oh sorry honey, I mean pageant girl. :)
Mom: WAIT, WHAT?! HOME. NOW.

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