Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

One, Two, Three Strikes

This is part 2 of my horrendous catharsis bologna enjoy dealing with nazi America. I'm probably going to add a part three and if you would rather that not happen within the confines of this hot mess then please feel free to ask for whatever you want hell, I'm willing to write smut if you, my overlords, do please. Which once I start writing that quality in content will go down, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Again enjoy this hell if you dare. Ayiana belongs to her creator, They know how they are.

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(y/n) sat in one of the rooms in Camp David, they were thinking of different ways they could escape. The sound of the lock on the door clicking made them dive under the bed quietly shaking.

"Sweet Liberty~" Aryan called out for them. "Now now, Liberty, come out now or you won't like the punishment~"

They remained hidden at least until there was a hand firmly grabbing their ankle causing them to scream as they were pulled out from their hiding place. They kicked and fought with their captor before getting loose from him and running to the door and was stopped by guards who threw them on the bed. Before they could run again, they were pinned down by the evil mayo himself.

"Nice try Liberty. Now I have to tie you down. A kink that isn't really my speed. Too bad." Aryan growled before he was interrupted by (y/n)spitting almost directly in his eye.

That earned them a harsh slap and a bite that almost broke skin on their chest. He would've done worse if a knock didn't sound on the door.

"What?!" Aryan was seething.

"Sir, POTUSis on the line for you." a muffled and familiar voice called through the door.

Aryan growled "Don't you move." before lifting off of his prize and leaving.

"(y/n), come with me if you want outta here." a male with a drawl in his voice called to the shaking person.

"Tex? What the fuck man?" They stood and took a deep breath and flinched at the forming bruise.

"No time to explain, we need to leave now." Tex grabbed their wrist and pulled them quickly through the building and out into the woods before an alarm went up. "Keep heading up this way, in about three-quarters of a mile you should see an ATV with an ally on it. They will take you to safety."

"You better have an explanation for this when it's over or I will skin your hide." (y/n) grunted as they held their hand over their chest which was sticky.

"Yes ma'am." The tanned male turned and began to quickly erase any evidence of them being there as quickly as he could.

Halfway to the rendezvous, they risked removing their hand to find that there was indeed blood. They gritted their teeth and pressed through the pain that even breathing was giving them. Wobbly they made it to the rendezvous and was greeted with a sight for sore eyes.

"Been a long time, (y/n)" the tall copper-skinned woman smiled pulling the (h/c) escapee onto her ATV.

"Ayiana," They grimaced from the stinging of the wound on their chest.

"Shh child you're hurt, you can rest now." Ayiana began the next leg of escape.

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Alfred stood at a table surrounded by various people who were voicing their ideas and plans when he noticed a sus person that looked like a typical undercover cop.

"In the words of Miranda, Geniuses lower your voices the situation is fraught." The blond said before approaching the person. "Excuse me, sir, I was wondering if you would like to take a walk?"

"A walk? No sir, I won't." The man looked as though he might do something regrettable.

"Sir, with all due respect, take. A. Walk." Alfred slowly moved closer with each word.

The man pulled a gun and aimed at Alfred's center mass.

"Back off and on the ground." the man broke his cover.

"Sir, if you are going to act like an officer of the law the least you could do is introduce yourself." Alfred kept stepping closer until the barrel of the gun was pressed to his chest.

"I said Back off!" before the man could pull the trigger Alfred disarmed and pinned him down.

"Badge number, now," Alfred motioned one of his compatriots to hand him something to tie him with.

"Or what you piece of-" the man tried to escape especially when he felt what felt like kink cuffs clasp around his wrists.

"Or instead of giving you a chance to live past tomorrow, we end you before we end this fight." the blond man wasn't taking any shit.

The man gave his badge number and was promptly blindfolded and handed over to a shibari artist to help keep him securely bound. Alfred received a tap on his shoulder it was a message from Tex. (y/n) was safe but was injured. He was going to end that asshole for hurting them.

"We need to cut this snake off at the head," Alfred said once he returned to his place calmly before everybody began talking attack strategy.

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(y/n) woke up in a cabin. They sat up only to be gently guided back to laying down by Ayiana.

"Child, you need rest." the woman hummed as she worked on their wound.

"Alfred is sick. I n-need to get back to him." They tried to lift again.

"First you need to be healed, then you can worry about Alfred." Ayiana pushed her back down gently. "If this festers you'll be no good to anyone."

"How bad is it?" They ask already ready to return to the comfort of sleep.

"Take a deep breath." Ayiana watched as they did so and winced. "Not that great."

"I think I prefer getting shot." (y/n) gave a weak attempt at a joke.

"Go to sleep, child, for everyone's sake. Sleep." She caught them giving a nod before passing back out.