❝ you dated a celebrity?! ❞
> when seungmin gets a frantic call at 2am from his ex boyfriend, he assumes it was nothing but a fever dream. that is however, until his name starts trending on twitter.
TWITTER AU!!
* i will be substituting woojin as lia (itzy) from now on!
SeungminBITCHASS SOMEONE FUCKING SEND HELP
LiaHatesHeteros yall hear something or is it the wind 😒😒
SeungminBITCHASS HELP MEOWSJK
Minwhile apparently turtles breath through their butts
Jisungay ?! THEY DO???
LiaHatesHeteros of course not u fool
wait
do they?
SeungminBITCHASS HELLO YOU FUCKING USELESS EXCUSES OF BEST FRIENDS??????
Jisungay omg seungmin called us his best friends 🥺
Minwhile jisung i thought we weren't seungmins friend anymore
you know
since he failed to mention that his ex is THE hwang hyunjin
Jisungay OH RIGHT
I HATE U MINNIE 🤬
SeungminBITCHASS IM SORRY FUCK
NOW SOMEONE COME HELP ME
IM HIDING IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET IN STARBUCKS AND SLOWLY LOSING OXYGEN
LiaHatesHeteros right... 😐
Minwhile ??? I JUST LEFT YOU
TO ORDER WHILE I PARKED MY CAR WHY ARE YOU IN THE CLOSET
SeungminBITCHASS I WAS TRYING TO ORDER AN ICED TEA AND THEN I GOT JUMPED
Jisungay ??? JUMPED???
OH MY GOD WAS IT THOSE NURSES FROM THE NEUROLOGY DEPARTMENT
I KNEW THEY WERE UP TO SOMETHING
LiaHatesHeteros serves you right 🤣🤣🤣 who drinks iced tea in JANUARY
SeungminBITCHASS I GOT JUMPED BY THE PAPARAZZI YOU MORONS
THEY JUMPED OUT OF THE FLOOR BOARDS LIKE A SWAT TEAM I SAW NOTHING BUT FLASHING LIGHTS
LiaHatesHeteros PAPS??? damn seungmin so famous he got paparazzi now
can u pay off my student debt 👉🏼👈🏼🥺
SeungminBITCHASS IM DYING???
LiaHatesHeteros TRANSFER ME THE MONEY QUICKLY BEFORE YOU DIE
Jisungay wait is this because ur like,, the famous ex of south korea??
SeungminBITCHASS no jisung it's because when i woke up this morning i created the cure for cancer, saved a dying polar bear and swam the atlantic ocean
YES JTS BECAYSE IM THE FAMOUS EX FUCKUBG HWNAG HYUNJJNW WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU JM GOUNG TO KULL YOUUU
LiaHatesHeteros well this is unfortunate
are u going to be late for work?? because i was kinda coping you'd buy me some coffee of your way here
Jisungay IM GOING TO EMAIL HWANG HYUNJIN AND THREATEN HIM TO HIRE YOU A BODYGUARD BEST FRIEND DONT WORRY
LiaHatesHeteros ask him to pay of our student debt as an apology for seungmins trauma
also no milk and 2 sugars please 👍🏼
SeungminBITCHASS MINHO WHERE ARE YOU THEY'RE GOING TO BREAK THE DOOR DOWN
Minwhile IM RUNNIFNG THRKUGH THE PARKING AREA IM COMINF TO SAVE YOU
I KNOW KARATE
LiaHatesHeteros NO YOU DONT??
Minwhile I WATCHED MULAN IM AN EXPERT
LiaHatesHeteros goodbye.
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