"If I buy Abby a gift it would be a 3 month trial to weight watchers. That gift just keeps on giving!"
"Be gone witch, you have no powers here."
"I haven't been screamed at today!"
"Fingers crossed it don't get suspended today."
"Or put lipstick on a pig!!!!!!!!" (Hahahaha always makes me laugh)
"I'm on the verge of needing a drink!"
"How can I get to the nearest bar?"
"I have more dirt on you than on a broom!"
