Derp was your average teenage anime protagonist, boring-ass hair with an ahoge and all. He attended this stupid ass school that he never actually learnt the name of, and was lonely as fuck.
Being forced by his mother, he walked through the school gates. It was a Friday morning, class starting half an hour, fucking math was a pain. He was that idiot who got to class too early and being the cliche protagonist he is, he sat in the back left corner, being able to look outside the class. Soon enough, his classmates started pouring in slowly to the classroom, and his teacher started the lesson. They had a math exam today, which he dreaded.
After explaining all the rules and guidelines, the teacher was about to start the timer, until the school sirens went off. Probably a fire drill; that's what Derp thought, until he looked outside the window, to see the front gates. There stood a mauled body standing over what seemed to be their thotty headmistress. Never liked that bitch, deserved it tbh. Both appeared to be dead.
