First list of parchments publishing the Ragnarssons' reactions to situations proposed by you guys!
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⁑ Warnings: Mentions of violence, cursing, and murder.
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Björn
He's calm. Very tranquil. He tells his little princess to bring the new member of the family to know him. He sits to have a talk with the boy... With one of his axes at the table and the hand over the sword guard.
"So... Let's talk about your intentions with my little girl..."
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Ubbe
He is not very good at hiding intentions... Especially the murderer ones.
"Look quite inside my eyes, little brat... Can you see death coming for you?"
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Hvitserk
He invites the boy to dinner, put him right by his side, and have no measures in showing how much he loves meat.
"Once my brother Björn has tasted human meat at the Mediterranean... What a pity I wasn't there..."
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Sigurd
Let's say he is the most normal of all these fathers. He will invite his new "possibly-soon-to-be-son-in-law" to dinner and sit in front of the guy, serious.
"I know everything that you might possibly be thinking of doing with my little girl and I can tell you, brat, none of your thoughts is the right decision to make. So chose wisely your next words, they might be the last: What are your intentions with my daughter?"
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Ivar
He tells his little princess to invite the "probably-soon-to-be-corpse" guy to meet him. When the boy is in his living room, he enters the room fully dressed to battle, crawling as a Christian demon. He sits at his chair, takes one of his daggers and starts to swirl it on his fingers. Fierce blue eyes inside the eyes of the kid in front of him, without saying a word. If the boy freak out and run away, he'll make a speech about "how he wasn't good enough for her" to his daughter. If the boy stays, all he has to do is throw the dagger and problem solved...
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