he calls you darling or love
you call him bub or bubba
i don't know why everyone says he would share his chocolate with you
he definitely would not
he'll buy you your own chocolate (if you like chocolate)
but he doesn't share with you
it's okay though because you don't share with him either
hugs from remus are the b e s t
and they happen extremely frequently
his kisses depend on his hugs
if he hugs you from behind, he'll kiss your shoulder or behind your ear
if he hugs you from the front, he'll kiss you on your cheek or temple
you and lily are best friends, but you don't really become friends until after snape calls her a mudblood
remus is a freaking giant
and so are all of the marauders
(maybe not peter but he doesn't really count anyway, sorry not sorry)
so even if you're tall, they'll call you short all the time
"it's not my fault you're all giants"
he'll give you piggy back rides to cheer you up whenever you're down (or just because)
the marauders all find you adorable
they never prank you because you're like their baby sister
if remus isn't around (or even if he is) they're super protective of you
for this reason, you don't help with his monthly furry problem
but you'll stay in the hospital wing and talk to/assist madame pomfrey while you wait
you and remus have study dates all the time
and those are pretty much the only dates you can have without being interrupted because the marauders were maybe sorta kinda banned from the library (oops?)
whenever you aren't in your uniform, you're wearing one of his sweaters (or jumpers if that's what you call them)
and, again, he's a frickin giant so it's a frickin dress
he has a muggle camera and y'all do little photoshoots all the time
and the other marauders photobomb quite often
so for your last christmas at hogwarts, you make everyone (including yourself) a little photo album with all of the photobombed pictures for them and a mix of the two for you and remus
even if you aren't a gryffindor, you always know the password and the fat lady doesn't mind you being in the common room because she knows you won't cause trouble
if anything, you'll stop the trouble from happening
skip a few years
when remus becomes a teacher at hogwarts, you become the assistant nurse
you're harry's godmother but can't tell him for his own safety
you help get the kids to safety when all hell breaks loose after the shrieking shack
you and remus live happily ever after
the end
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redamancy (on hold)
Fanfiction(n.) the act of loving in return the characters I write for are listed in the first chapter (used to be called "Random Fandom One Shots and Preferences") Currently on hold but you can find most of these imagines and more on my Tumblr page theanonymo...
