It was just another average day in the White House
Donald Trump was doing a horrible job at running the country
He was very stressed
Melania and Barron were out on vacation
Trump sighed wondering when they would get back
But then Trump heard a knock at the door It was is good friend Jeffery Epstein
Jeffery Was wearing a red dress
(HEHEHEHEHEHE)
"Jeffery what are you wearing-?"
Jeffery stood silently
"D-donald, please I need you~"
Trump blushed
and began to comfort Jeffery
Jeffery kissed Donald
(I FEEL DISCUSTED)
They began to have a make out session
And they had a torrid affair
Little did they know there were security cameras in the room and the footage was leaked
Everyone saw it
Melania divorced Trump
Jesus Stared down at Trump
He was discusted
Shrek Was so discusted that he fucking died
The end
