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by enbysollux

by enbysollux

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daves pov
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my name is dave strider. im 18 years old. my intrests include making sick beats and playing video games with my best friend, june egbert. im bisexual and trans. i work as a dj and my pesterchum is turntechGodhead. i havent met my soulmate yet, but im sure ill meet them sooner or later.
"im gonna kick your ass strider!!" june exclaimed. we were playing mario cart 8 and we were on the rainbow road level. which is the hardest and my least favorite. "no fair! this level is hard egbert!!" i laughed. she ended up beating me. we played some more kart and i beat her more often than not. "its getting pretty late, dave. maybe i should head home now" it was about 11:30 pm. "do you wanna stay over for the night? im sure dirk wouldnt mind" oh yeah, i guess i forgot to mention i still live with my brother dirk. im saving up some money to move out but i dont have nearly enough yet. "i guess if it's not too much trouble!" june replied "ok lemme go ask him. i want some aj anyways" i got up and walked to the kitchen. "yo dirk, can june stay the night?" i opened the fridge and pulled out a bottle of apple juice. "i dont see why not" he said "swag." i didn't look at him. "thanks bro" i went back to my room with my juice. "he said yeah" "nice!!! wanna play some more kart?" she waved around the controller "sure, but be prepared to get your ass handed to you AGAIN!"
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a few hours had passed. june had gone to bed at this point but i was still up playing some minecraft. it was around 2 am. i heard my laptop ping and paused my game.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

CG: HEY FUCKNUTS
CG: ARE YOU AWAKE SHIT SUCKER
TG: woah there shorty
TG: why so angry
CG: SHUT UP
TG: damn ok
TG: whats up karkles
CG: DONT CALL ME THAT YOU FUCKING ASSHAT
CG: LOOK I MET SOME TROLL SHITHEAD AND I THOUGHT ID INTRODUCE HIM TO YOU PISS GUZZLER
TG: whats his chum handle
CG: SOMETHING STUPID AND LONG.
TG: boy thats soOoOoOo helpful karkles
CG: I SAID DONT FUCKING CALL ME THAT
TG: fine
TG: but srsly whats his chum handle
CG: TWINARMAGEDDONS
TG: ok ill pester him rn
TG: thanks kk

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

CG: FUCK YOU STRIDER

'twinArmageddons. hm. intresting chum handle.' i thought.

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering twinArmageddons [TA]

TG: are you the new troll karkat told me about
TA: who are you
TG: names dave. dave strider. whats yours
TA: iim gonna ju2t a22ume youre a human
TA: my name ii2 2ollux captor
TG: so why did karkat feel compelled to introduce me to you
TA: ii dunno
TA: why ii2 he 2o angry?
TA: and why doe2 he keep iin2ultiing me?
TG: hes just like that
TG: short lil man has an even shorter fuse, yknow
TA: that make2 2en2e ii gue22.
TG: im gonna go to bed
TG: its late
TG: gnite sollux
TA: goodniight dave

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering twinArmageddons [TA]

what a funky little dude that sollux is. ill talk to him more tomorrow. i take off my shirt and get into bed. i still dont know why karkat wanted me to meet this dude.... strange.
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i woke up at around 8am. i didnt bother putting my shirt on and just put on my glasses after getting out of bed. i made some waffles, ate the waffles, and practiced rainbow road in mario kart. maybe if i practice enough ill be able to beat june. sollux.. SOLLUX!! i forgot about sollux. i should probably talk to him. i got up and went to my computer and opened pesterchum.

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering twinArmageddons [TA]

TG: morning mystery troll
TG: so whats your whole deal
TG: how did you meet karkat
TA: ii ran iinto hiim at the mall
TA: ii wa2 clothe2 2hoppiing
TA: he bumped iinto me and practiically popped a blood ve22el
TG: yeah that sounds like kk
TA: he a2ked for my pe2terchum and iit turn2 out we have 2ome friiend2 iin common
TA: do you know GA
TG: kanaya? yeah
TA: we were chiildhood friiend2
TG: oh, swag
TG: wait if you bumped into kk at the mall doesnt that mean you live around here

before i could see his response, june came in. "morning davey" she yawned "hey junebug. sleep well?" I turned to face her "yeah. wanna play some kart?" she asked "yeah sure, lemme finish this conversation first. you can set it up" i turned away from her "who ya talking to?" "some dude named sollux. kark introduced him to me" i started reading the messages again

TA: yeah
TA: why, you got the hot2 for me or 2omethiing?
TA: lol
TG: nah, just wondering
TG: my friend june wants to play some games with me so imma do that
TG: talk to ya later captor
TA: later 2triider

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering twinArmageddons [TA]

i got up from my desk and started playing. "ive been practicing rainbow road yknow" i tell her "im still probably gonna beat you!" she laughed. "bet 20$ im gonna win" "youre on strider" we shook on it and started playing. i ended up beating her, making me better at kart than her AND 20 bucks richer.

im still thinking about that sollux.. he doesnt seem any different than say karkat or eridan, so why does it feel different? im overthinking this.