Bucky: We've arrived in hell. Everyone off!
Steve: Buck...
Bucky: What?
Steve: I agree its pretty bad but it isn't the worst we've seen.
Bucky: ...True.
Steve: They do spend a lot of time together, but Tony is married. With kids.
Bucky: Kids? I thought he just had Morgan.
Steve: Peter, Morgan, Harley, Nebula... I might be forgetting someone.
Bucky: (whispering) I want kids now.
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Science bros final answer: Tony is the straightest man alive so nay

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Steve and Bucky Discuss Ships
FanfictionSteve, Bucky, and Sam discussing ships! Mostly banter between Sam and Bucky, with Steve being a confused bean. Taking requests from any fandom, crack ships are so much fun to write about, please recommend them. [Highest Ranking] #1 in discuss