-This also includes some Tipton County cities and Memphis neighborhoods too :D-
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Collierville:: MY FAVORITE FALL VEGETABLE-
IS A SWEET POTATO.
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Rossville:: We just got a letter! I wonder who it's from-
Moscow:: Suck my ass.
Rossville:: ┎-┎ '
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Memphis:: This kid is definitely on crack right now-
*hits Cordova in the head with a basketball*
Cordova:: yAh!
Memphis:: *hits him again-*
Cordova:: yAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
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Munford:: *driving the car*
Atoka:: *in the passenger seat*
Baby, it's yOU! yOu'Re tHe oNe i lOvE- *head banging intensifies*
YOU'RE THE ONE I NEED-
Munford:: pFf-
(they're both single, and they're both twins-
Atoka ain't talkin about Munford)
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Geese:: *in a flock*
Covington:: lOoK aT aLl tHoSe cHiCkEnS!
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Williston:: AGH!
La Grange:: AAAAH- sToP, iM gOnNa dRoP mY cRoIsSaNt-
Williston:: aHA-
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Arlington:: Man I love chicken strips-
Lakeland:: FACK YA CHICKEN STRIPS-
*out the car window* FACK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!
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Germantown:: *sits on the roof and listens to the cicadas with a pink wig on-*
*nods* aLrIgHt-
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Somerville:: mOtHeR tRuCkEr, dUdE, tHaT hUrT lIkE a bUtTcHeEk oN a sTiCk-
Gallaway:: Watch yo profanity-
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Burlison:: I need a cheeseburguh
No meat, no cheese, no bunnnn-
Garland:: So just lettu--
Burlison:: I NEED A TAcooo-
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Frayser:: hAHAhahaha
Millington:: Shut up. *pushes Frayer*
Frayser:: *faceplants*
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Quito:: I'm gonna snake dance!
Corona:: No..
Quito:: Snake dance time!
Corona:: nO--
Quito:: *AGGRESSIVE SNAKE DANCING*
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Orange Mound, Downtown, and East Memphis:: *fighting*
Memphis:: Hey, hey, kids, kids-
ORANGE MOUND!
Honey, can you be quiet, I'm just trying to do somethin-
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Macon:: *talking to his doggo*
YOU GAWN GET WEHHT AYEEEE AINT GUN TAKE YOU HOWME
Doggo:: *walks into the water*
Macon:: AWWWWW COME OWNNN HE GOT HIS DAymn feet weht-
Now shit- dawg >:[
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Memphis:: *singing* Oh, I just can't wait to beat yo aaassss~
Watch out, bitch~
I'm comin-
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Brighton:: Oho, mai god, why is there a gur-aff-ey in my house? Gur-aff-ey, you have to go back to, Afri-kay!
Giraffes:: *swinging their necks around*gUh gUh, guH-
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Germantown:: I have an idea.
Imagine--
Cordova:: *in the distance* BISH WHAT THE FUUUUCK-
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A random snake:: *on the window*
All the Tipton County cities:: *SCREAMING*
Gilt Edge:: BISH IS THAT A FUCKIN SNAKE-
Tipton County cities:: *CONTINUE SCREAMING*
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The End.
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For now.
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